“Born on an island in the middle of the sea,
First 20 years lived his life carefree.
Emigrated to America to follow his destiny,
Education, debt, start a family.
Realized the possibility that the American dream ain’t all that’s cracked up to be.

No experience on the mic, but fluent in bull,
Dopes decided to give the radio string a pull.
Now on the air with mic in hand,
His voice will be heard across the land. “